Feel free to contact me at my office in Baker Street.

Can be sometimes found taking "Fourier transforms" of cats. I'm not able to spend as much time on this site as I wish to, perhaps I could improve on this in the upcoming future. In love with StackExchange, these folks know how to put a Q+A site together. Keep up the good work.

I've got two good friends, one travels in a holster, and the other in a hip-flask. I keep the first loaded, the other keeps me loaded. I also have an uncanny knack of writing about myself but I'll rather code some lines today.

print.("Loading super rad jokes, please hold your excitement")
theFile = open('jokes.txt', 'r')

Oh, and I didn't finish writing the above code yet, all we could manage was a missing train-car, the famous detective Berry Holmes thus, has a mind-boggling mystery to solve and what's more, we could go fishin' when we're done.

A big thanks if you've read this far, might've took you a while. No? Oh I'm sorry, I'll be sure to paste something from the Ulysses soon. I also cook some delicious pasta (I always need help with alfredo sauce though). I think I should leave now, I always do, when the talks get philosophical.